Posts Tagged ‘People’
October 15, 2013
When moochers and parasites get access to other peoples stuff they will steal as much as they can get away with. This is a good example of what happens when welfare scum gets their hands in your pockets. They will rob you blind. Just ask Walmart.
These are the very people who voted for that un-American jerk, 0bama. -JRoycroft
October 13, 2013
Today is my brother Stan’s birthday, and I would like to dedicate some space just for him.
I was awakened early one morning on January 20th 1959 to the sounds of my dad cussing at my mom…”Damn it Irene, what the hell do you mean you think forgot to take your birth control pill?!” On October 13, 1959, Stanley Roycroft was born.
I’ll save all those embarrassing stories and secrets about him for when they can be used in my favor. Don’t mess with big bro!
Hey Stan, remember that time in New York, back in ’66, when mom and dad went out for the night and we scared the living hell out of Wayne? (My youngest brother) Do you remember the look of terror on his face when you faked falling down the stairs, with ketchup smeared all over your face, and he thought you were dead? How funny was that?
Or, how about the time when we had the olive eating contest and I stuffed yours and Wayne’s olives with hot chili peppers?
Then there was that classic evening when me and cuz Larry snuck into the basement when Mom and Dad left you to watch Wayne. We turned off the power to the house, in our elaborate plan to scare the pure hell out of you, only to be surprised by them coming home early that night and Dad cornering me in the backyard armed with his .38 snub nose mistaking me for a prowler.
What great memories I have of being big brother. It’s a damn wonder I’m still here to talk about it.
Other famous folks born on the same day:
- 1792 – In Washington, D.C., the cornerstone of the United States Executive Mansion (known as the White House since 1818) is laid.
- 1845 – A majority of voters in the Republic of Texas approve a proposed constitution that, if accepted by the U.S. Congress, will make Texas a U.S. state (Fuck Texas)
- 1947 – Sammy Hagar, American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer (Van Halen, Chickenfoot, Montrose, and Hagar Schon Aaronson Shrieve)
- 1963 – Chip Foose, American automotive designer
- 1963 – Scott Andrew Mink, American murderer (d. 2004)
- 1973 – Matt Hughes, American mixed martial artist
Best wishes to my little brother, and I hope your future brings you all the happiness you deserve.
“May you have love that never ends,
lots of money, and lots of friends.
Health be yours, whatever you do,
and may God send many blessings to you!”
Happy birthday Stan, I love you man! -JRoycroft
September 12, 2013
Remember when Reagan stood up to Soviet Union leader Mikhail Gorbachev to destroy the Berlin Wall?
Today we have Russian President Vladimir Putin making our ruler, Barack Obama, looking like a weak follower over the problems in Syria. Obama is playing a game of checkers while Putin plays a game of chess. -JRoycroft
August 16, 2013
Welcome to New York. Seems that Duck Dynasty star, Jase Robertson, was kicked out of a NYC hotel after being profiled as an urban outdoorsman. That’s homeless for you PC wackos.
“The first thing that happened to me at the hotel was I got escorted out,” Robertson said, joking that it was a “facial-profiling deal.”
Robertson said that the hotel employee simply didn’t know who he was.
“I asked where the bathroom was and he said, ‘Right this way, sir.’ He was very nice,” Robertson explained. “He walked me outside, pointed down the road and said, ‘Good luck.’”
Robertson continued, “So I circled back around and my wife said, ‘What happened?’ and I just said I just got kicked out.”
Has anyone noticed that this famous rich white guy hasn’t created any media uproar over his embarrassing incident? Hey Oprah, this guy has class. -JRoycroft
August 14, 2013
So now the next person that our corrupt Obama government and ultra sensitive liberal cry babies are attacking and destroying is Rodeo Clown, Tuffy Gessling, an American citizen.
The last person our government used as their scape goat for their own fuck ups, found himself being locked away for months after being the excuse for the deadly attacks on our Americans in Benghazi.
Now they are attacking a rodeo clown for doing something that comedians have done for years, making fun of the president.
Oh, but wait a damn minute…Take a good look at the photo of Mr Tuffy Gessling and read what he had to say about what he did. Then take a good long look at the photos below and tell me just how this rodeo clown is so damn bad as compared to what liberals did to Bush.
Way to go America. This Obama jerk and his pathetic followers have reached a new low. By the way, in case you didn’t know, rodeo clowns risk their own lives to protect cowboys. They also rank much higher on the food chain than politicians and liberals. -JRoycroft
Tuffy Gessling, the rodeo clown at the center of the controversy over the skit at the Missouri State Fair in which a man wearing a President Obama mask was mocked, says “nothing racist was ever implied.”
“Comedians all over the country have used political figures to make fun of current events, it’s nothing new,” , a student-run news service from the University of Central Missouri. “I never tried to be a racist or anything like that. I love all people no matter their background. I live to make people laugh. When TV comedians are doing it every day, Rush Limbaugh is doing it every day, people on Facebook are doing it every day 10 times more than me. I was just trying to make light of the situation, that’s it.”
Photos courtesy of Michelle Malkin.