Posts Tagged ‘Family’
Somebody Has a Bad Case of Envy

March 30, 2013 – Ever run across someone who just couldn’t let go of the fact that they are either jealous or for whatever reason, don’t like you? Well, I have been going through that for a few years now.
Here’s the deal… There is a very small group of folks out there who take issue with the fact that my beautiful wife is several years younger than me. You know, I robbed the cradle kinda crowd. I bring this up today because I received another email from one of them reminding me of what a “creep” they think I am for marrying my Lindsay. Some people just can’t seem to get on with their lives.
The only reason I can come up with as to why this small group of prudes can’t seem to let it go is because they’re full of envy towards me. I have something that they have never been able to achieve in their own lives. Happiness.
Yep, I am one happy mother f*cker and it just bothers the crap out of those little jerks at just how happy we are together. They’re also envious because Lindsay gets to stay home with our kids while I head off to work every day. That’s right, they can’t get over me being able to support my family on a single income.
Occasionally I’ll get an email or a trashy comment on my blog from one of these jerks, and until now, I’ve always managed to find out who it was. I say until now because I no longer waste my time with them. I just don’t care anymore. I was always surprised at my findings, but I never divulged to anyone except my wife who it was. It’s always been a family member or a friend. Or should I say ex-friend. The former friend was confronted and has been tossed to the side like a bag of garbage, never to be seen or heard from again. The others have never been put on notice. They know who they are, and they should know that I know who they are. I consider myself above those losers and just choose to tolerate their very existence. My wife on the other hand is getting very sick of all this drama and is being hurt by it all. It hurts her because these comments are coming from people she knows personally. That’s all I’ll say about that. Message delivered.
Now here we have the most recent example coming from Lisa. Lisa has sent me a few comments and at least one email. If anyone cares to check, this comment came from a server located in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. Lisa’s email address is with cox.net. Doesn’t take much effort to figure out who these people are or even where they live.
Lisa
70.177.114.71
Submitted on 2013/03/30 at 2:35 PMYou have a lot of nerve talking down to Christians and critisizing Sarah Palin. You of all people who live in sin with your too young wife. You support gays like maybe you are gay. You will die a sinner and so will that kid wife of yours. How long before you catch her in bed with your grown son? It is clear what the bible says about homosexuals:Leviticus 20:13 – “If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.”
Right now, somewhere, one of those little jerks is squirming on their miserable ass thinking about what a disgusting old fart I am for marrying such a young woman, and being blessed with two beautiful little girls with her.
Me? I’m sitting here with a very big smile on my face, grinning from ear to ear, knowing that for the rest of my life I’ll be waking up every morning to that beautiful young sexy woman that I married. By the way, some of your husbands are wishing they could have been so lucky. I know this because they told me so.
Life is good. -JRoycroft
Who’s Yo Daddy? Chris Rock Says Obama Is

February 6, 2013 – We can all rest easy now that we know the answer to that age old question … Who’s yo Daddy?
After showing his ass up on Capitol Hill today to show his support for Barack Obama’s gun control proposals, Chris Rock makes it perfectly clear that he is living on the plantation with his Daddy.
ROCK: I am just here to support the President of the United States. President of the United States is our boss, but he is also… you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen, and when you don’t it will usually bite you on the ass later on. So, I’m here to support the President.
Chris Rock, like his fellow hypocritical celebrities, prance around Obama’s every word as if he were their God. Meanwhile, they live in the comfort of their armed security details and expect the rest of us common folk to sit cowering behind locked doors un-armed.
It’s not gonna work that way. Chris Rock and Obama can kiss my ass, because as an American law abiding citizen, I am not going to give up my guns to any government official. Especially not to some jerk that pisses on my Constitution.
While Rock and the rest of his Hollywood friends play myrmidon to Obama, the culture of black violence continues to destroy families in urban areas around the nation. Rock focuses his efforts in support of disarming law abiding citizens, but does nothing to help stop the urban violence in America. This is so typical of black leaders and black role models to spew bullshit political statements and then go home not giving a damn about the real problems in society.
It’s so nice that Chris Rock knows who his Daddy is. Too bad all those little kids in urban America still don’t know who theirs are. Keep up the great work there Chris. -JRoycroft
Related articles
- Chris Rock on gun control: Obama is ‘our boss’ and ‘dad of the country’ (twitchy.com)
- Who’s your daddy? Hilarity ensues as citizens school Chris Rock on why it’s not Obama (twitchy.com)
- Tough love from our national daddy (breitbart.com)
- Weird… Chris Rock: Obama Is Our “Boss,” Our “Dad” (Video) (thegatewaypundit.com)
- Chris Rock on gun control: Americans should do what Obama – ‘your dad’ – wants [VIDEO] (patriotupdate.com)
IRS Says Cheapest Obamacare Plan Will Cost You $20,000 Per Year
January 31, 2013 – Ready to bend over on behalf of those Obama voters? Screw Obama, I’ll be paying the fine instead. -JRoycroft
In the IRS final regulation issued on Wednesday, the Internal Revenue Service is assuming that under Obamacare the cheapest health insurance plan available in 2016 for a family will cost $20,000 for the year.
“The annual national average bronze plan premium for a family of 5 (2 adults, 3 children) is $20,000,” the regulation says.
From CNSNEWS.COM: Using the conditions laid out in the regulations, the IRS calculates that a family earning $120,000 per year that did not buy insurance would need to pay a “penalty” (a word the IRS still uses despite the Supreme Court ruling that it is in fact a “tax”) of $2,400 in 2016.
For those wondering how clear the IRS’s clarifications of this new “penalty” rule are, here is one of the actual examples the IRS gives:
“Example 3. Family without minimum essential coverage.
“(i) In 2016, Taxpayers H and J are married and file a joint return. H and J have three children: K, age 21, L, age 15, and M, age 10. No member of the family has minimum essential coverage for any month in 2016. H and J’s household income is $120,000. H and J’s applicable filing threshold is $24,000. The annual national average bronze plan premium for a family of 5 (2 adults, 3 children) is $20,000.
“(ii) For each month in 2016, under paragraphs (b)(2)(ii) and (b)(2)(iii) of this section, the applicable dollar amount is $2,780 (($695 x 3 adults) + (($695/2) x 2 children)). Under paragraph (b)(2)(i) of this section, the flat dollar amount is $2,085 (the lesser of $2,780 and $2,085 ($695 x 3)). Under paragraph (b)(3) of this section, the excess income amount is $2,400 (($120,000 – $24,000) x 0.025). Therefore, under paragraph (b)(1) of this section, the monthly penalty amount is $200 (the greater of $173.75 ($2,085/12) or $200 ($2,400/12)).
“(iii) The sum of the monthly penalty amounts is $2,400 ($200 x 12). The sum of the monthly national average bronze plan premiums is $20,000 ($20,000/12 x 12). Therefore, under paragraph (a) of this section, the shared responsibility payment imposed on H and J for 2016 is $2,400 (the lesser of $2,400 or $20,000).”
Related articles
- The Costly Bronze Policy: Unaffordable Healthcare Will Drive More Families Into Apartments (confoundedinterest.wordpress.com)
- IRS Issues 159 Pages of Obamacare Rules (breitbart.com)
- Ways and Means, Oversight Seek Interviews, Documents on Illegal ObamaCare Expansion (americanfreedombybarbara.com)
My Old Nikon Film Camera Comes Out of The Closet One More Time
January 22, 2013 – I dug out my old Nikon film camera over the weekend and came away with a couple of black and whites.These aren’t the best I ever shot, but it was fun just getting the old film camera out again. Thinkin… maybe I’ll bring it back to life.
My Lindsay with her Nikon DSLR getting a long shot of the railroad tracks in the Chickamauga Battlefield at Ft Oglethorpe, Georgia.
I captured my little Emma, capturing me with her camera through our glass door when I arrived home from work.
5 Year Old Pennsylvania Girl Accused of School Terrorism
January 19, 2013 – Well it’s happened again, this time in Pennsylvania. A little 5 year old girl has been suspended from school after allegedly threatening to shoot another class mate with a dangerous hand gun.
The weapon used was a pink toy Hello Kitty soapy bubble gun. Yet another dangerous weapon society must deal with.
School officials reportedly interrogated the un-named little terrorist behind closed doors, without her parents, until they were able to obtain a confession. No reports on what torture, if any, was used to force the confession. Witnesses said the little girl walked out of the interrogation room crying.
After being formerly charged with making terroristic threats, with a punishment of 10 days suspension, the little 5 year old girl was handed over to her parents and removed from school.
The child’s attorney, Robin Flicker, later managed to negotiate with Mount Carmel Area School District officials, getting the charges lowered to “threatening to harm another student,” which apparently carries a lesser punishment of 2 days suspension.
No word yet on how the Obama administration will handle this recent act of school terrorism with a dangerous gun.
After conducting my own investigation, I have uncovered some interesting findings regarding Hello Kitty items. As the parent of two cute little girls, my findings were very disturbing. Hello Kitty has officially been banned from the Roycroft house. Well, maybe with the exception of the Desert Eagle. -JRoycroft
.50 Cal Hello Kitty Desert Eagle Magnum semi automatic for that little NRA brat.
Hatchet for that little camper girl.
Every family terrorist kitchen should have one of these.
NOTICE: The Roycroft Report is not in any way claiming that the above items are registered Hello Kitty products. Send your attorney to this website for any future actions. KittyHell.com


