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“Yo! Imma Kick Yo Ass! Knowhutamsayin?” Culture of Violence: Chester High School

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May 9, 2013

Today’s issue of, “Yo! Imma Kick Yo Ass! Knowhutamsayin?” comes from the good folks out there in Chester, Pa.

Apparently Chester High School in Delaware County, Pa has a history of bad behavior. Hell, it’s so bad the school officials never called the police when this fight broke out yesterday in the schools lunch room.

The police were not notified until later that evening after a student called police to report that he saw the video which had been posted on Facebook. Needless to say the local law enforcement are not very happy with Chester High School officials trying to keep this incident quiet.

CBS reports that five students have been arrested including the punk that video taped the fight.

So lets look at the bright side of this recent example of the culture of violence, this incident appears to include some white guys helping out the bruthas in the beat down. -JRoycroft

“Yo! Imma Kick Yo Ass! Knowhutamsayin?” Culture of Violence: Two Lard Asses Fight Over a Hot Dog

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May 1, 2013

Well here we go folks with our first entry of our new category. “Yo! Imma Kick Yo Ass! Knowhutamsayin?”

It wasn’t very difficult coming across this little gem displaying the culture of violence in America. Today we have a group of  extreme lard asses fighting over a hot dog.

Some of you will find this video funny as hell, but this just showcases how members of a violent culture can spontaneously react violently at any given moment over something so minor.

I’m just surprised that no gunfire broke out this time.

Read the story here : NEWS ONE

Barack Obama Kisses Planned Parenthood Abortionists Ass

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Let me start right off by saying that I DO NOT SUPPORT ANYONE, ESPECIALLY THE GOVERNMENT, TELLING ANY WOMAN WHAT SHE CAN OR CANNOT DO WITH HER OWN BODY. I also know for a fact that most people that support abortions tend to be white males that have a problem with their woman killing his seed. It’s a power thing with some white Christian males that they absolutely will not tolerate their woman, who they think they own, to have ANY say in what they do with their own bodies. It’s all about control over their woman, pure an simple. If he gets her pregnant she by God will have that child no matter what the circumstances. It’s his seed, that he planted, and she better not even consider the notion of aborting that child, even if it means her death if that child is born. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with the kid, it has EVERYTHING to do with Man controlling his WOMAN. I firmly believe that a woman has the right to decide for herself what is best for her and her body. I personally do not agree or support abortion, unless it involves rape or medical reasons. It is ultimately the woman’s choice what she does with her own body. She has to be the one to live with her own decision. Now if we are talking about kids getting pregnant, that’s a whole nother topic.

Barack Obama kissed some major ass this morning during his speech to the abortion lovers of America, Planned Parenthood. They are responsible for over 300, 000 abortions. Nice bunch to be hanging with there Barry.

Obama promised that bunch of baby killers that he would never let the Republicans cut taxpayer funds for their abortions. In other words he promised them that he would force you and me to pay for hundreds of thousands of abortions regardless of our own morals or religious beliefs.

The abortion jerk said: “If there’s one thing the past few years have shown is that Planned Parenthood isn’t going anywhere, it’s not going anywhere today, it’s not going anywhere tomorrow.”The crowd of baby killers cheered him on.

Obama is the first sitting president to address the nation’s largest abortion provider.

Way to go there Barry. Your circle of friends have lots in common…terrorists and abortionists. They all get there rocks off killing the innocent.

Isn’t it just too damn bad Barry’s mother never visited Planned Parenthood? -JRoycroft

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04/26/2013 at 6:50 PM

Facebook is Losing Subscribers, Including Me

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April 12, 2013 – There are a few studies out there that indicate Facebook is becoming less appealing to folks while Twitter and Instagram are getting more and more subscribers.

There was even a study done that links alcohol and marijuana use to Facebook. No big surprise there.Facebook logo

I had a Facebook account that I used primarily to share my blog. Cancelled my account twice. This last time is for good. All but a handful of my “friends” were family members, which didn’t offer much for conversation or worth while debates. I mean who the hell wants to debate and piss off family. Nothing ever good comes from that little scenario. I got drawn into a few stupid arguments and drama which of course ended on a negative note. So easy to do when your typing away on a computer and your opponent isn’t in your face.

My news feed, depending on the day of the week, consisted of endless bible quotes and pictures of Jesus in every pose you’ve ever seen him in; people advertising their small businesses, which if not for friends and family probably wouldn’t have a chance. None of which ever gets a bad review or negative feedback. Of course why would they, their main client base consists of close family and friends. No, I won’t be the one playing critic here no matter how bad they might need to hear it. Not gonna get involved with anyone’s love fest. Nuff said.

So any way I finally said the hell with the family drama and all the self gratification that goes on with Facebook people. It was anything but interesting and meaningful.

The problem I faced was that I am very opinionated, and most folks can’t handle the truth, at least not in front of others. What I mean is, in the public where everyone can see and hear, people tend to be very reserved and “sensitive,” not wanting anyone to know how they really feel. Funny how people wear those two masks depending on the company they keep. Me? Don’t care what you think about me. Everyone knows how I feel about specific classes of people, and if you ask me I’ll tell you. I don’t need to hide behind a computer to express my beliefs. That was a problem sharing my blog on Facebook. I found myself editing so as not to offend certain people because of their morals or religious beliefs. I made my wife cringe on more than one occasion.

Of course there were a few, and they shall remain anonymous, that agreed with everything I ever said on Facebook. They just wouldn’t admit it to the rest. You know who you are.

I always thought it funny that out of all my blog subscribers there are three from Facebook. One happens to be my wife. So yea, Facebook was a big waste of time. I probably pissed off more of those people than I really know, and I did it purely out of boredom.  Sorta my way of humoring myself I suppose. I admit, my sense of humor is a bit raw and catches some folks off guard. Might say I’m a natural smart-ass like that.

So maybe Facebook with family wasn’t such a great idea after all. It was kinda like being a tuxedo in a room full of brown shoes. -JRoycroft

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04/12/2013 at 10:13 PM

Somebody Has a Bad Case of Envy

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March 30, 2013 – Ever run across someone who just couldn’t let go of the fact that they are either jealous or for whatever reason, don’t like you? Well, I have been going through that for a few years now.

Here’s the deal… There is a very small group of folks out there who take issue with the fact that my beautiful wife is several years younger than me. You know, I robbed the cradle kinda crowd. I bring this up today because I received another email from one of them reminding me of what a “creep” they think I am for marrying my Lindsay. Some people just can’t seem to get on with their lives.

The only reason I can come up with as to why this small group of prudes can’t seem to let it go is because they’re full of envy towards me. I have something that they have never been able to achieve in their own lives. Happiness.

Yep, I am one happy mother f*cker and it just bothers the crap out of those little jerks at just how happy we are together. They’re also envious because Lindsay gets to stay home with our kids while I head off to work every day. That’s right, they can’t get over me being able to support my family on a single income.

Occasionally I’ll get an email or a trashy comment on my blog from one of these jerks, and until now, I’ve always managed to find out who it was. I say until now because I no longer waste my time with them. I just don’t care anymore. I was always surprised at my findings, but I never divulged to anyone except my wife who it was. It’s always been a family member or a friend. Or should I say ex-friend. The former friend was confronted and has been tossed to the side like a bag of garbage, never to be seen or heard from again. The others have never been put on notice. They know who they are, and they should know that I know who they are. I consider myself above those losers and just choose to tolerate their very existence. My wife on the other hand is getting very sick of all this drama and is being hurt by it all. It hurts her because these comments are coming from people she knows personally. That’s all I’ll say about that. Message delivered.

Now here we have the most recent example coming from Lisa. Lisa has sent me a few comments and at least one email. If anyone cares to check, this comment came from a server located in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. Lisa’s email address is with cox.net. Doesn’t take much effort to figure out who these people are or even where they live.

Lisa

70.177.114.71

You have a lot of nerve talking down to Christians and critisizing Sarah Palin. You of all people who live in sin with your too young wife. You support gays like maybe you are gay. You will die a sinner and so will that kid wife of yours. How long before you catch her in bed with your grown son? It is clear what the bible says about homosexuals:Leviticus 20:13 – “If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.”

Right now, somewhere, one of those little jerks is squirming on their miserable ass thinking about what a disgusting old fart I am for marrying such a young woman, and being blessed with two beautiful little girls with her.

Me? I’m sitting here with a very big smile on my face, grinning from ear to ear, knowing that for the rest of my life I’ll be waking up every morning to that beautiful young sexy woman that I married. By the way, some of your husbands are wishing they could have been so lucky. I know this because they told me so.

Life is good. -JRoycroft

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03/30/2013 at 4:12 PM

Who’s Yo Daddy? Chris Rock Says Obama Is

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February 6, 2013 – We can all rest easy now that we know the answer to that age old question … Who’s yo Daddy?

After showing his ass up on Capitol Hill today to show his  support for Barack Obama’s gun control proposals, Chris Rock makes it perfectly clear that he is living on the plantation with his Daddy.

ROCK: I am just here to support the President of the United States. President of the United States is our boss, but he is also… you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen, and when you don’t it will usually bite you on the ass later on. So, I’m here to support the President.

Chris Rock, like his fellow hypocritical celebrities, prance around Obama’s every word as if he were their God. Meanwhile, they live in the comfort of  their armed security details and expect the rest of us common folk to sit cowering behind locked doors un-armed.

It’s not gonna work that way. Chris Rock and Obama can kiss my ass, because as an American law abiding citizen, I am not going to give up my guns to any government official. Especially not to some jerk that pisses on my Constitution.

While Rock and the rest of his Hollywood friends play myrmidon to Obama, the culture of black violence continues to destroy families in urban areas around the nation. Rock focuses his efforts in support of disarming law abiding citizens, but does nothing to help stop the urban violence in America. This is so typical of  black leaders and black role models to spew bullshit political statements and then go home not giving a damn about the real problems in society.

It’s so nice that Chris Rock knows who his Daddy is. Too bad all those little kids in urban America still don’t know who theirs are. Keep up the great work there Chris. -JRoycroft

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02/06/2013 at 7:37 PM

IRS Says Cheapest Obamacare Plan Will Cost You $20,000 Per Year

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January 31, 2013 – Ready to bend over on behalf of those Obama voters? Screw Obama, I’ll be paying the fine instead. -JRoycroft

 

In the IRS final regulation issued on Wednesday, the Internal Revenue Service is assuming that under Obamacare the cheapest health insurance plan available in 2016 for a family will cost $20,000 for the year.

 

“The annual national average bronze plan premium for a family of 5 (2 adults, 3 children) is $20,000,” the regulation says.

 

From CNSNEWS.COM: Using the conditions laid out in the regulations, the IRS calculates that a family earning $120,000 per year that did not buy insurance would need to pay a “penalty” (a word the IRS still uses despite the Supreme Court ruling that it is in fact a “tax”) of $2,400 in 2016.

For those wondering how clear the IRS’s clarifications of this new “penalty” rule are, here is one of the actual examples the IRS gives:

“Example 3. Family without minimum essential coverage.

“(i) In 2016, Taxpayers H and J are married and file a joint return. H and J have three children: K, age 21, L, age 15, and M, age 10. No member of the family has minimum essential coverage for any month in 2016. H and J’s household income is $120,000. H and J’s applicable filing threshold is $24,000. The annual national average bronze plan premium for a family of 5 (2 adults, 3 children) is $20,000.

“(ii) For each month in 2016, under paragraphs (b)(2)(ii) and (b)(2)(iii) of this section, the applicable dollar amount is $2,780 (($695 x 3 adults) + (($695/2) x 2 children)). Under paragraph (b)(2)(i) of this section, the flat dollar amount is $2,085 (the lesser of $2,780 and $2,085 ($695 x 3)). Under paragraph (b)(3) of this section, the excess income amount is $2,400 (($120,000 – $24,000) x 0.025). Therefore, under paragraph (b)(1) of this section, the monthly penalty amount is $200 (the greater of $173.75 ($2,085/12) or $200 ($2,400/12)).

“(iii) The sum of the monthly penalty amounts is $2,400 ($200 x 12). The sum of the monthly national average bronze plan premiums is $20,000 ($20,000/12 x 12). Therefore, under paragraph (a) of this section, the shared responsibility payment imposed on H and J for 2016 is $2,400 (the lesser of $2,400 or $20,000).”

 

 

 

My Old Nikon Film Camera Comes Out of The Closet One More Time

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January 22, 2013 – I dug out my old Nikon film camera over the weekend and came away with a couple of black and whites.These aren’t the best I ever shot, but it was fun just getting the old film camera out again. Thinkin… maybe I’ll bring it back to life.

ScanMy Lindsay with her Nikon DSLR getting a long shot of the railroad tracks in the Chickamauga Battlefield at Ft Oglethorpe, Georgia.

FilmI captured my little Emma, capturing me with her camera through our glass door when I arrived home from work.

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01/22/2013 at 11:12 PM

Message To You Sandy Hook Conspiracy Morons

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Boy Scouts salute a funeral procession for Benjamin Wheeler, 6, who was killed in the Sandy Hook massacre.

January 20, 2013 – Where do I even begin to start with you stupid, ignorant Sandy Hook conspiracy morons?

So far you’ve called me, of all people, a liberal, an Obama supporter, and liberal media believer. Oh yes, and some idiot named “anonymous” thinks that my wife took the photographs of the Parker family, and I’m using the fury of my Sandy Hook post to stir up advertising for her photography business that, oh by the way, she doesn’t have. My wife is a freelance photographer. She has no “photography business” to advertise. She has a freaking blog. Of course if someone would like to hire her, she is more than willing to take your information as long as it doesn’t include weddings. By appointment only of course.

Now to the good stuff – First of all, as most of you know, I am far from being a liberal. Just goes to show that you Sandy Hook conspiracy idiots know nothing about me or my blog. Some moron calling themselves “Shambles” who resides out west also thinks I’m a liberal. They mentioned Andrew Breitbart, Matt Drudge and Bob Woodward being the ones who broke many of our true government conspiracies. Those guys are journalist heroes of mine. Andrew Brietbart was one of my Twitter pals. Most of my news items come from Matt Drudge.

I also follow Pravda, several european, and liberal media outlets to see what they are saying about the same topics. I review photographs with a forensic tool to see if it’s been photoshoped. If I discover after the fact that a story or anything with it’s content are not true, I either correct it with a notice or delete it with an explanation. Such was the case with the Alan Coon story and the fake photograph that circulated the internet. I was one of two bloggers that outed the photo and it’s originator. I also was in contact with the mother in that case.

Some of my original catch phrases, “Obama plantation workers”, “slaves of the democrat plantation,” have been used, with permission, by a certain syndicated radio talk show host who happens to have just retired. Take note that those two phrases are being used by everyone now. I am by no means remotely close to being a damn liberal.

I’ve never expressed any support for the Obama administration and most certainly not for Eric Holder, who I believe should be in federal prison right now for murder. Children being killed in collateral damage is a topic that was mentioned by Shambels. No, I have not yet written about that, and will not until I get more information.

I am not a journalist. I am a blogger of  OPINION on current events. Key word folks – “OPINION”. I don’t get paid to do this stuff.  It’s a freaking hobby!

Now you can believe all the conspiracies your little heart desires, not me. I don’t believe the bullshit about Bush being involved in 9/11. I do believe that Janet Reno was responsible in part for the deaths of innocent children at Waco. I wrote about the fact that Obama lied when he said all our troops were out of Iraq. I also wrote about the secret re-deployment of troops and special forces back into Iraq and Libya before it became a national page two story. Sandy Hook – a government conspiracy, not a chance. I know that it’s much too early to come to any conclusion, especially considering the jerk who is sitting in our White House right now. But I cannot comprehend anyone with enough power over the media, and an entire city or state that could pull off a hoax like you people are so firm on believing.

The photos that I have posted of the Parker sisters are real. Some of you have this stupid notion that because their hair is parted a certain way it must be Emilie sitting with Obama. Or even that two girls appear to be wearing similar dresses that is proof enough that it is Emilie sitting with Obama. This is how absurd you people are. I have two daughters, both blonde. My wife parts their hair differently depending on her mood. I’ve posted pictures of them wearing the same identical outfits at the same time. You people are really pathetic. If you cannot see in those family photos of the Parker sisters that they are different girls then one must conclude that you are blind, dumb and stupid.

My only explanation for your total lack of rational thinking on Sandy Hook is all about Obama. He might be capable of trying something like that, but you know as well as I do that it is virtually impossible to create a hoax of such immense proportions, and get away with it. Think about this – each and every school teacher, parent, EMT, Police official, local media, funeral directors, hospitals, doctors, nurses, local government official, state government official, the mayor, the barber, Mc Donalds, gas station attendant, or anyone remotely related to or involved with Sandy Hook that day had to be in on the hoax for it to succeed. Yet none of them has broken silence? Really? Are you and the other morons going to try and convince me and the rest of the logical thinking world that yes, they all pulled this thing off with the aid, support and design of the Obama administration? Obama and Eric Holder couldn’t even keep “Fast and Furious” a secret. Obama can’t even balance a gawdamn checkbook for crying out loud and you people think he pulled off the hoax of the century for what? To push his gun control agenda? Oh my God!

Tell me, was the moon landing also a hoax? What else out there do you and your ignorant conspiracy theorists have on your lists of government hoaxes? Did Bush orchestrate those planes that hit the towers on 9/11. Did Bush blow up the Federal Building in Oklahoma City? How about the Olympic bombing in Atlanta. Oh, and lets not forget the Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr. assassinations.

Lastly, how are you going to feel, better yet, what are you going to say to those parents whose children were brutally murdered that day in the Sandy Hook Elementary school when the report finally comes out proving you all wrong?

You people are pathetic excuses for caring individuals. You’re so hung up on government conspiracies and Obama that you couldn’t admit being wrong if your life depended on it. Shame on every one of you for the heart ache and misery you continue to place on the victims of the Sandy Hook massacre. What a completely disgusting, insensitive bunch of mindless fools you are. Look around at all who are shaking their heads and laughing at you in total disgust at what you are doing to the victims. How embarrassing you must be to your families and anyone that knows who you are.

Tell me…just where are they hiding those 22 kids that didn’t get killed? Were all those funerals faked also? How about all those death certificates, and lets not forget about the insurance companies that are also involved in this hoax.

You are obviously a bunch of gutless cowards because none of you, except maybe Dave has given your names. How easy it is for you to push your own offensive agenda, supporting Truthers, and fools of like thinking when you hide in your closets afraid to be seen. -JRoycroft

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01/20/2013 at 9:30 PM

5 Year Old Pennsylvania Girl Accused of School Terrorism

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Hello Kitty

January 19, 2013 – Well it’s happened again, this time in Pennsylvania. A little 5 year old girl has been suspended from school after allegedly threatening to shoot another class mate with a dangerous hand gun.

The weapon used was a pink toy Hello Kitty soapy bubble gun. Yet another dangerous weapon society must deal with.

School officials reportedly interrogated the un-named little terrorist behind closed doors, without her parents, until they were able to obtain a confession. No reports on what torture, if any, was used to force the confession. Witnesses said the little girl walked out of the interrogation room crying.

After being formerly charged with making terroristic threats, with a punishment of 10 days suspension, the little 5 year old girl was handed over to her parents and removed from school.

The child’s attorney, Robin Flicker, later managed to negotiate with Mount Carmel Area School District officials, getting the charges lowered to “threatening to harm another student,” which apparently carries a lesser punishment of 2 days suspension.

No word yet on how the Obama administration will handle this recent act of school terrorism with a dangerous gun.

After conducting my own investigation, I have uncovered some interesting findings regarding Hello Kitty items. As the parent of two cute little girls, my findings were very disturbing. Hello Kitty has officially been banned from the Roycroft house. Well, maybe with the exception of the Desert Eagle. -JRoycroft

.50 Cal Hello Kitty Desert Eagle Magnum semi automatic for that little NRA brat.

hello kitty axHatchet for that little camper girl.

hello kitty knife setEvery family terrorist kitchen should have one of these.

NOTICE: The Roycroft Report is not in any way claiming that the above items are registered Hello Kitty products. Send your attorney to this website for any future actions. KittyHell.com

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01/19/2013 at 12:00 PM

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