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Alec Baldwin And Those Pathetic Paparazzi

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English: Alec Baldwin at the Museum of the Mov...

June 20, 2012 – If there’s one thing I don’t like – it’s being bothered by pushy little jerks. I don’t like crowds and I couldn’t care less about social events or hanging out with the masses. I like my own personal space to be free and clear of other beings. In other words, leave me the f**k alone!

In the news today we have Mr Alec Baldwin, a really great actor but a guy who I dislike simply because of his liberal politics. However when it come to those insipid little paparazzi goons, I must take sides with Baldwin and every other person who has fallen victim to their attacks.

Today we all heard about what a mean asshole Alec Baldwin was when he shoved that sissy little photographer, Marcos Santos, after leaving the marriage bureau. Cry me a damn river you little candy ass. You all spend your lives stalking your victims, shoving your cameras into their faces and pretend to believe you have some God given right to commit an assault on anyone within inches of you for the sake of that one money shot. So what if it’s your damn livelihood. Has the thought ever once crossed your inconsiderate minds that maybe, just maybe your targets have the right to self defense when you block their right of way or shove that camera into their faces? How about when you stalk their families? In as much as I personally dislike most celebrities I do however understand and side with them on the issue of personal space and privacy. When you little bitches with your cameras become equivalent to irritating little gnats flying around my face, then you have become the aggressor and also the target of whatever the f**k comes your way. You infringe on my space, you’re gonna pay for that infrigment. It’s an equal playing field out there. So shut your crying little mouths and deal with the fact that two can play your little games. You get in my face and guess what jerk, I’m getting in yours twice as damn hard.

I’m so sick and tired of seeing these little cowards crying in front of TMZ or Entertainment Tonight because some big bad celebrity pushed them while they were just attempting to do their jobs.

People have a right to some degree of personal space no matter how damn famous they think they are. They also should have the right to shove back and protect that personal space with equal force or whatever means necessary to get you the hell out of their damn way so that they can walk down a sidewalk or drive on a city street.

For every celebrity that’s ever bitch slapped a paparazzi, God bless you for that! -JRoycroft

Written by J Roycroft

06/20/2012 at 9:51 PM

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