THE ROYCROFT REPORT

August 6, 2012 - Here comes those pathetic, brain dead, foolish, mindless, asinine, liberal, enviromentilst retards trying to stop the America’s Cup sail boats from racing.

No, it’s not because they pollute the water, or use up all the wind for their sails.

It’s because they are suffering from that age old liberal sickness called wealth envy. Yes, they are just envious of the rich folks like Ted Turner who own and operate those expensive America’s Cup 10 meter yaughts.

Here’s the deal, the U.S. Geological Survey folks are wasting $150,000 of your hard earned cash to complete a study on the health effects of sail boats on sea birds. Thats right people, sail boats are apparently scaring sea gulls and causing them to have bouts of paranoia and anxiety.

You see, when those poor little sea gulls are floating on the water and a sail boat comes by, it scares the bird and they fly away. Apparently it takes a lot of energy for a bird to get lift off for flight and that is supposed to be un-healthy for them.

Umm, birds fly, that’s what they do.

What about cats, kids,  and any number of other reasons birds get scared and fly away? Why is it only the ones being scared by those boats owned by rich folks?

The truth is this new attack on the America’s cup has nothing to do with birds, it has everything to do with wealth envy. Plain and simple.

One thing that nature has proven to us over and over again, liberals will never stretch the boundaries of an IQ test when it comes to reasons for them to attack people who have more money than they do. -JRoycroft